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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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