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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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