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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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