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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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