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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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