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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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