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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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