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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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