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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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