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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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