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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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