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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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