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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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