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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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