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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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