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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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