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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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