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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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