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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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