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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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