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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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