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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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