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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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