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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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