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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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