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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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