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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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