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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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