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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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