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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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