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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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