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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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