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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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