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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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