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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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