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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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