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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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