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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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