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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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