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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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