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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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