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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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