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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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