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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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