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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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