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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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