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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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