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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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