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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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