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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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