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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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