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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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