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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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