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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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