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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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