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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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