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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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