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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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