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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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