Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.