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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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