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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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