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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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