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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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