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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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