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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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