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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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