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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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