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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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