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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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