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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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