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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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