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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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